The other day I took my daughter to a camp overnight event. It was a grand time and a great camp setting. I knew the camp was a Seventh Day Adventist camp, but it had not registered when the staff serving dinner offered me "Vegetarian Meatballs." I responded by saying, "You're kidding, right?"
Vegetarian Meatballs...that's like...
Kosher Bacon
Christian Porn
Soft Hammer
Systematic Chaos
Graduate Student
Industrial Park
Jumbo Shrimp
Limited Freedom
Practice Test
A Peace Force
Renegade Lawmakers
Routine Surgery
Zero Deficit
Socialist Worker
A Practical Joke
A Loose Knot
Good Grief
Dodge Ram
Civil Strife
Marijuana Initiative
Rush Hour
Serious Humor
Maybe you can come up with more...
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